Total Medals Earned: 308 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,560 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
The Hatter seems Madder.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Game completed
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/165 points)
90% or more in memory
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
